Here and Now – NICKELBACK

By Nickelback | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

Nickelback - Here and Now“Ladies and gentle man the superhorse powerstar rock team called Of NICELBACK have just came back for a reminding of how classic rock can sound if they have a guy at the front who make a grunting kind of situation into a heavy dose of rock song—best EVER for putting the petal to the metal and flying through Smokey and THE BANDIT country. Just forget about thining you might maybe not have a good time, cause you wont it Will BE GREAT its THAT GOOD.”

Pros: Maybe someplaced a lady broked his heart so got about nine kinds of great songs about it—sorry he had misery, but now we get to have some of it too.
Cons: Finally we get to hear what it sounds like when a world champion cage fighter sounds like making music for everyone to hear about it.

OKAY so you know the story by now that these guys have rode down from CANADA in a cramped up jalopy to escape all the coldness and the easy way of lifestyle up their where no body have to pay for anything except blankets because of the cold and walrus fat blubber juice to drink to provide safety to small children without freezing because of coldness. They were like ENOUGH, let’s Move to FLORIDA USA where the peopole all live who know whats going on and they will probably immediately like are music if we grunt it loudly and slowly so we don’t confuse anybody. Like two week later, all of AMERICA (still number one for five years in a ROW)is singingalong with NICKELBACK. It was like a punishment to not listen to them because one time that you do you are hooked like a blind dolphibn in a spiked net—and twice as delicious. So LISTEN—they drive all around AMERICA through the dusty praries, through the marble coastline and up through the native areas where the radio sounds like a jumble, driving all the time, grunting theyre song out to anybody who borrowed them a soda pop bottle with the kind you could of get five cent back for a deposit, so BOOMN theyre came the name NICKJELBACK and they were Like;whata great name for a band, lets choose it for us. It was not long after that that AMERCIA was LIKE welcome to the US boys, you have made some great music and we have just finally got around to liking you because there was not many other choices we had, so you got your turn now, thanks for make such a pleasant grunting racket where the one guy at the beginning of the group just make everything sound serious—that how we like it here in US off A especially in FLORIAD where the good times come up to eat you like a crockagator,. One of natures most fiercest animals ever. And LOOK thjey are still making this music today and the main guy barelyu even sound like he have got a sore throat for all that grunting he loves to do always. Listen to this silver coated grandma blanket of hits and songs: SHE DOTH SPORT A TIDY DOWRY, EAT THE DRAGON, A BLOG ALL ABOUT FARTS, JUMPCAKES, I DARE YOU TO STOP PUNCHING ME, MAN THAT WAS ONE BOOZY LADY, WAYLAND FLOWERS AND MADAM TO BLOCK, DREAMFINGER, FRESH PANTS ON AN INFECTED HOBO, COOKING WITH PEPPER SPRAY and the song they played for the guys in the moon rocket to remind them how fun it was to travel so far away, PELTED AT THE FESTIVAL. Foilks you just cant find anything else like this goodtime jam session so buy a copy and get ready to have a face that is like you just glued a SMILE on it FOREVER.

November 28, 2011 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music, New Release • 1 Comment

Lulu – Lou Reed and Metallica

Lulu - Lou Reed and MetallicaBy Lou Reed & Metallica | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“MAN OH MAN this is like a one big overdeflated beach ball of SUNSHINE sprinkling down in a bucket of good times to Be enjoy by ANYONE who like good times—can you imagine a hug that last all day long? Given by a pleasant expert name Randy? Then say hello to your ears and warn them that GREAT time are ahead for them due to this MAGIC experence!”

Pros:  ITS like two teams that a fierce deicded. Okay let not have a game against each other with only one can win, lets make this up together for a bunch of noise and get everybody let to win!
Cons:  One you put it on inside your Compac Disc playing machine, you well have a open mouth of not being able to believe yourself! ITS THAT GOOD!

Every bunch of times in a while you go MAN HOW DID I get to be lucky enough to understand and enjoy all this type of good time which is exploding all around me like someone gave a hungry Donkey a Hot Foot (old mean cartoon trick made out of matches to create a bad temper). Then along comes a unbelieveable creation that is one part wheelbarrow, the other part Funny CAR drag race car and the other part space powered submarine. The last part is just a guy sitting there.Lou REED famous for making grunting sounds with a band that made a big deal about saying how much they didn’t care that they didn’t eaven sound like they ever wanted to even ever bother about not even taking a single music lesson on a instruement, combine with the Metallica band famous for making SWEDISH blast furnace good times music for people holding a party in there car right over near the state line, Usuaully in darkeness on a Friday or staruday night. Forget about the COPS!And going Way FAST about it too –so they met up in a record Studio and they were all like OKAY WHO HAS the first IDEA? And LOU was like, count it off not to fast one two three, and he start singing the First song on LULU, called “There Is No Heaven Like A Bob Evans Breakfast” and the band METALAICA is clearly being excited to get there chance to just bang away like they just invented amplifiers and they half to hurray before the landlord sprays the dogs on them. You can almost hear the smiles. But then when you are listening and your all Like MAN THIS IS enough for ME I can be HAPPY just to here this thing once, they are like NO WAY SIT DOWN because we have about a TON TO TWO TONS of music left to melt on your FACE like a hydraulic decommissioned sanctifying redundancy clearance expert halitosis exlposslion.! Read the rest of this post »

November 17, 2011 • Tags: , , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music, New Release • 1 Comment

Relapse

Eminem - RelapseBy: Eminem | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“Remember this guy who did a bunch of shouting (name ‘rap’ music because its only talking without singing at all) well he came back with the summer time party reocrd of the YEAR even though it still cold breezes out of doors.”

Pros: This collection of rhyme words will make a headphone explosion if you let it —ITS THAT GOOD
Cons: This collection of rhyme words songs is like having the world most greatest party over and over again.

Listen to this-a lot’s of people think OK THIS RAP music have to be angry—shouting along at the top of youre breath about teasing a rival in a playful manner about how much your going to murder them;;or other times aRAP song will say HEY STOP PRETEND to be such a big shot I AM THE TOP RAPPING STAR and then the next think you know everybody is freaking out Read the rest of this post »

May 25, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 4 Comments

To Terrapin: May 28, 1977 Hartford, CT

Greatful Dead - To Terrapin: May 28, 1977 Hartford, CT [LIVE] By: Grateful Dead | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“It like a four hour bongo explosion surrounded by Frisbee games and good times with friendly types of folks other wise know as hippies.”

Pros: Pour your self a glass or cup of electric lemon ade because these guys have made the whole wide earth getting into Summertime again. ITS THAT GOOD
Cons: Listen you don’t have to be a older type of person with long mountains of grey hair and asking for money to enjoy this jam session – you can also be young and clean and it sounds just as great.

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April 15, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 3 Comments

Voices

Yanni - VoicesBy: Yanni | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“WOW I never would of thought that I could become into this types of mostly shouting music but I have to admit this one made a growth on me.”

Pros: This guy Yanni is providing the world with modern types of music MAGIC that make your imagination act like it is having a great time inside of your head.
Cons: Not only do you get a bunch of songs but they all become a special story once you crammed them all together and made up some writing that helped told the story. Plus you can LISTEN to it which is mainly important.

Lets go ahead and confess a certain situation to each other—me first. Normal when some one says HEY MAN you gotta get in to this great HAVEY rock music CD disc I just discovered…you know what I am talking about…HEAVY rock band like BLOODGASM, TRAINWRECK FACE, FERAL SWAMPCOW and CHARLIE AND THE GROSS-OUTS.

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April 9, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, DVD review, Music • 4 Comments

Together Through Life

Bob Dylan - Together Through LifeBy: Bob Dylan | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“Remember this guy from being spoke’s man for the Pepsi Generation—he wrote the song about drinking soda with a bunch of hippies in robes on a hill top.it was a big SMASH hit, even little kids sang it.”

Pros: It’s true this is one of America songwriters great of ALL TIME.
Cons: Once you hear that scratchy frog voice you know you are listening to the right one, it like recognizing a old friend.

You and I know it and so do probably most everyone, BOB D. have made an AWFULLY lot of songs for years and year and years. He just keeps making them up and telling the guy OKAY START UP the taping machine I GOT Another Good ONE HERE. And BOOM here it comes another classic type of music song featuring a guy who sing like The King Of Sore Throats of all time.

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April 6, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 2 Comments

Swoon

Silvershun Pickups - SwoonBy: Silversun Pickups | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“You will like this record CD disc so much that you will try to chew it up or something…”

Pros: They put in a bunch of great pictures and games and music words to sing along to inside the CD, plus also a word search which is my FAVORITE
Cons: This is like a hot baked recipe for FUN that’s ready in 20 minutes and taste delicious too, even FRESH

Check it out whens the last time you bought a CD disc of music songs that game with a book inside of it that was fill with games, recipes, poems from 7 year old kids (the one about the puppy is SAD but then get’s super funny, make sure to read it all the way through it) plus picture of the Read the rest of this post »

April 3, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music, New Release • 1 Comment

No Line On the Horizon

U2 - No Line On The HorizonBy: U2 | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars 

“First it sounds like a bunch of pounding and yelling then all of a sudden it like clicks in you’re mind and it’s like OK I get it, and you want to send them a thank you note and a donation. ITS that GOOD”

Pros: The music CD latest from the best Scotland rock group ever
Cons: You cannot get any more famous then these guys do, even ask a Grandma—she totally even knows who these guys are. It’s like ILLEGAL to not know about U2

First off all the thing starts out just like going RING RING RING RING RING over and over again like a kid who only ate cookies with soda pop has a TON of energy and his parent’s let him pound away on a shiny bell for ten minutes while they just sit and talk on a porch and their like OH OK he’s fine just ringing that bell, let him get it out of his system while we have another grown up drinks with our dear friends from Milwaukee.

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April 2, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 5 Comments

Astral Weeks – Live at The Hollywood Bowl

Van Morrison - Astral Weeks Live at the Hollywood BowlBy: Van Morrison | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“Sometimes its way quiet and you are like WOW I cant believe a dude can make the quietness so LOUD! Other times it’s NOT!”

Pros: The guy is a PRO, you cant even tell that he had a embarrassing stomach ache that made him stand far away from everybody else for safety.
Cons: He made a record just standing out there in front of a bunch of people and that takes a bunch of trouble to get it right, but he DID IT!

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April 1, 2009 • Tags: , , , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 5 Comments

It’s Blitz

It's Blitz - Yeah Yeah YeahsBy: Yeah Yeah Yeahs | Music
Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“Put your hands together in a clapping fashion (don’t just hold them there, make a good clap about it) and congratulation yourselve on getting this music CD disc compact of songs!”

Pros: These guys have it all including a specific lady who sings the jams with a great deal of interest
Cons: I am already ready to forget about it so I can rediscover it again and get all excited about it again ITS THAT GOOD

Do you ever hear of these guys, Yeah Yeah Yeah, well if you said NO NO NO, then boy of I got a surprise for YOU YOU YOU…ok I will stop saying everything three times but you got to understand what I say about it and when I mean it, expecially with this GREAT band from Pundit Falls, Iowa. Around about a couple years or go, they decided as a team, OK Guys rock and roll Read the rest of this post »

March 31, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 2 Comments