Day and Age
By: The Killers | Music
Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars
Stand back unless you don’t mind getting SOAKED inside a swirlygig of a tropical storm of American party music made by today BEST rock group
Pros: If you can’t join the heat move from the kitchen
Cons: (Why do all partys all the time end up either in the kitchen or by the washing machines? DOES that happen to you too—how come? Why not stand by the punch or the salmon rollups?)
If there was any justince of the world, THE KILLERS would be allowed to be keep KILLING us with these types of great assortments of modern rock music, collected together on one music disc call a CD, filled with amazing songs for singing,dancing, hopping or even shouting back at the guy who does all the singing with the KILLERS.For real, he sounds like he is shouting a problem at you but what he really means to do is say, LISTEN TO MY PROBLEM—then if you have a problem too like mine or different either shout along with mine or make up your own.And you know what? I did it and you did it too. That’s how you make a NUMBER ONE album, folks…Nearly everyone took turns buying this CD record and when it came time to listen we all got super lucky—unless you forgot to listen, which is a terrible mistake.
The KILLERS recently made up this collection of music songs based upon a theme they made up involving a story in which a man stabs another man at the gambling casino, steals his moustache and rides to California in a squeaky wheeled car (I won’t give up the story but that’s how the cops catch him from the squeaky wheel and the moustache matches the dead guy’s face—its big trouble for eveyrbody),,,then here it is, all ready to listen to (unwrap it first). They have a gigantic barnyard of great songs contain here, including: WHAT MADE THE BLANKET WET?, GOTTA GETTA GO-TO GOAT, MY ACNE JOURNAL, HOT POCKETS ARE GROSS, JIM STAFFORD’S BONG, THE NOT SO GREAT WHITE SHARK, THROATPUNCH ’76, YOU HAVE FOOT-SMELLING BREATH, STOP BLAMING JESUS FOR EVERYTHING, FINGERNAILS ON A DIVING BOARD and the plutonium selling hittest record they ever have made since they starting making this thriving racket ten years ago, GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A GRANDPA. Just in time for the holiday season just upon us (or next to us depending on where you live) this is great type of rock music from THE KILLERS that you will be unable to stop, so dont even try because it will result in a sad injury. BRYANE.
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One Response to “Day and Age”
Sorry staff party… too drunk to properly praise Bryan.
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