Funhouse
By: Pink | Music
Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars
Guess what she is a full grown up woman now not just a ordinary complaining type of teenager
Pros: It;’s like a Christmas Present wrapped in a birthday cake on a fun Saturday
Cons: Listening to it is like looking at someones neck tattoo—youre mouth hangs open for like five minutes and your going just like WHOA WHAT JUST HAPPENJED? Its THAT GOOD
Move over Mitzi Gaynor and tell Tchaosovslky the news—there’s a incredible new expert of music riding into town and her name is just one word for a name of PINK. Thats right just like the color of the same name, or even the cartoon ANIMAL. Some liquid soaps are this color too or what the heck even cotton candy or the best type of gum. MAN i could porabably name many type of other Pink items but then i would just empty my gasbag not telling you all about this monster holiday of a record by PINK. First off all she started out a long time ago on the children TV programs (she was 9, with painted on freckles and a pretend Canadian accent)story called ANNE OF CLARK GABLES, then onced someone heard her sing they were like WHOA get this kid out of here now, somebody give her some awake pills and shove her politely into to the singing studio. The results was MAGIC.
So she made lots of kids records CD music disc, you remember them, like LET’S START A REAL RIOT WITH FIRE AND EVERYTHING, HOW TO GET PREGNANT and AFTER HOURS WITH LES DUDEK. Then she was like, OK time to grow up and have angriness on the record because Life made her angry, thanks to assorted surprises and mean-ness from older people and teachers who punished her for dressing like someone who spits indoors. But its cool because when she is angry she is funny and you half to dance along because it is almost impossible to get the CD thing quiet, because the yelling of the songs she just keeps doing, so I guess what I am saying is put this thing on then get out of the way, but keep youre sense of humor. I mean, you half to, w=especially in todays modern times. So PINK make this grecord for grown ups who arent’ afraid to frown or get a divorce but still dance about it, or smoke in a car with the windows rolled up tight (sorry kids!).She just doesn’t care but that’s wghy everybody cares about HER if you get my thought…she gets our sympathy and love and twelve dollars on top of that, which is pretty good for her. Listen to this wheelbarrow full of gravy full of songs and titles you got to love, include LEO SAYER FOR PRESIDENT, TWO TICKETS TO A HEADACHE, I’LL WASH WHEN I’M READY, CAGE-FIGHTING IS AWESOME, I PROMISE THIS IS MY LAST OREO TONIGHT, DON’T BE SO NUDE ABOUT IT, RIGHT RODEO WRONG CLOWN, THE WINDFALLS OF YOUR MIND and the song that crossed the mountaintops of the best seller charts, KICKED OUT OF ICE SKATE CAMP. Look around, make a big list with a pen that works, and create the list out of all the Lady Rocksingers in the planet at the current times. Sure there are plenty of great ones with incredibly talent and high pockets to match, but the on e name that is bigger and pinker then all of them Is PINK. She has enough of a talent supply to last many more years, so I’d say we are pretty lucky. THANKS PINK from BRYAN
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Whose house?
Bryan’s House!
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