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Hoobastank / For(n)ever - BRYAN EVENING

Hoobastank / For(n)ever

By: Hoobastank | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

A great soundtrack to a AWESOME fun time movie!

Pros: Look you must of scene the movie, it’s the BIGGEST in American
Cons: IF not, to get to the movie plex and watch ‘Forever,’ the greatest type of movie about feelings, emotion, etc, since “I’m Sorry We Had A Fight” or “At First We Didn’t Like Each Other, Now Guess What? WE Do!”

Did you ever save up the money for a movie experience (now it like ten dollars or something but usual its worth it, plus lot’s of time popcorn can be refueled in the box for FREE! Pepsi too but not candy otherwise people would be hogging the Milk Duds or Fruit Squishies—sortry, just my opinion) and you get there and you are all excited and then the movie comes on after the great commercials and then either one of two things happen—sometime you are like “OKAY I DONT GET IT, who was that guy at the end I thought he died before or was that the brother” and the other time you are all like I JUST DON’T WANT THIS TO END….but you half to leave because the guy is standing there with a broom and he’s like ‘this is not olden times you just cant pay once and stay all day. This is not a warm room for cold hobos. You half to leave.’. Well listen at this, FOREVER is that type of movie. You want it to replay one time after another because ITS THAT GOOD. it’s the story about Kyle, a teenage boy who has sadness and worry but also a severe amount of handsomeness which make him popular-

The problem though is that behind his handsomeness he has a deep dark secret, which you should skip ahead now because Iam going to tell it to you—he wet’s the bed (yes, that means he goes to the bathroom during sleep, without going to the actual bathroom even thought its just down the hall, even without the light on its easy to find it, just leave the door open with a small light bulb on so you can see it. I don’t want to be too disgusting or make you have a headache in your mouth or complain to Google/com about this, it just a fact I am not trying to freak anyone out…plus its just nature every body have to go use the bathroom, more than one times a day, easily—if you dont belive me ask a nurse). So he meets this girl in high school politeness class and her name is Audrey Van Tellingen. She takes his breath away and together they go off on a search to find it. Just at the point where they think, maybe its time for a kiss this movie is almost half way done, he break’s down in a plague of tears and becomes crying all over the place, like a buffoon or a fountain, so she is like Kyle what’s wrong?

He goes, if I tell you you totally wont like me, but she says no way you are my SOUL MATE (a French word for boyfriend if your a girl ect.) and then he is like I cannot believe you because my secret is disgusting. She pushes himn in the face in a serious way and he says okay you are serious here goes;; At night time, I end up making number one all over the place in a totally disgusting way. Well of course she runs away crying but he thinks she is laughing and so he goes home running and crinyng and it’s a big mess. But theres is another secret—she was NOT Crying—she understands his problem’s because SHE has teenage bad odor that she cant control, But then she tells him and he is like, NO problem! Seriously look at us, we are funny (this is the ending part), we got worried out of nothing! I cant control my night time moisture situation and you have runaway body smells like a hot zoo in the summertime! We are PERFECT for each other! Guess who wins the king and Queen of the dance? Guess what it is them.

So there you have it a perfect movie experience featuring tremendous songs that feature pure enjoyment all over the place. Just listen: LET MY LOVE OPEN YOUR MOUTH, HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA, MARK FARNER IN THE DELL, PETER BUCKS THE SYSTEM, GET ANOTHER DRINK IF YOU’RE THURSTON MOORE, VIOLENT STREAMS OF BLOOD FROM THE FRESHLY MUTILATED, 12-TONE IMPROVISATION FOR OBOE REED, VIBES AND CELESTE, NUMERO UNO NOCTURNO SAMBA, SOUND ADVICE FROM RAY SMUCKLES and the most giantest hit single since THANKS FOR THE CHRISTMAS SOCKS, the sing until you are almost yelling classic called A VIOLENT OLD WOMAN WITH LOOSE DENTURES. Thank’s BRYAN

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January 30, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music

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2 Responses to “Hoobastank / For(n)ever”

  1. Sloan - January 30th, 2009

    If you look at something through the wrong end of the binoculars it looks really small!

  2. boris kenton - February 11th, 2009

    you are a sick sick man. and so, thank you.

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