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No Line On the Horizon - BRYAN EVENING

No Line On the Horizon

U2 - No Line On The HorizonBy: U2 | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars 

“First it sounds like a bunch of pounding and yelling then all of a sudden it like clicks in you’re mind and it’s like OK I get it, and you want to send them a thank you note and a donation. ITS that GOOD”

Pros: The music CD latest from the best Scotland rock group ever
Cons: You cannot get any more famous then these guys do, even ask a Grandma—she totally even knows who these guys are. It’s like ILLEGAL to not know about U2

First off all the thing starts out just like going RING RING RING RING RING over and over again like a kid who only ate cookies with soda pop has a TON of energy and his parent’s let him pound away on a shiny bell for ten minutes while they just sit and talk on a porch and their like OH OK he’s fine just ringing that bell, let him get it out of his system while we have another grown up drinks with our dear friends from Milwaukee.

So the ringing continues again and again and then the singer steps out to the microphone but he is not singing words or thoughts or talking but just making breathing sounds. Seriously! Just BREATH from his mouth and lungs. Like he climbed up a mountain top pushing a wheelbarrow full of bricks—just no air in his sockets at hall. The guy has LOUD breath! And he want’s us to hear it, so we do—at the same time the ringing sound is just flying out of control. So, for five minutes it’s all RING RING RING BREATHE BREATHE BREATH and your like OK I GET IT.

But then something happens, it’s like guess who’s coming up next, oh wait it’s the drummers turn let the drummer have some. And he sure does have some—even extra. He goes CHUCKA CHUCKA BOOM, CHUCKA CHUCKA BOOM in perfect time with the ringing and breathing, until you cant believe music could ever sound like this, even on a bet, or from a complicated mistake. Don’t forget about the bass guitar player because when he finally make it on the scene, he makes the whole sound one of completedness.

He have trained his bass guitar to make a sound like MMMM MMMM ZIP, MMMM MMMM ZIP (sometimes he switches to DUNG DUNG DUNG when the singer look at him with a mad face), and he does it like a pony that can walk underwater, just smooth and steady with no harmful clippety clop sounds that make you want to itch you’re ears because of all the ringing and the breathing. Just smooth like paint pouring out of a can and all over the floor and it’s too late to remember about the plastic cover thing. Then the whole thing starts going along for a bunch of minutes and you start to realize that its only the starting off song of theyre new CD —- just number ONE song still – and you are like ‘AWESOME NOW there is like a hour of more breathing and ringing’.

You cannot belief at your luck when you found this music Compact sound CD disc of songs, and how lucky are WE that these band have decided to be around for so many years. It’s PURE luck that we are enjoying. Luck of the Scottish. As they say in Scotland , Giddy-up Mr’s OLEARY cow!. Listen to this next number of songs that you probably already love before its too late: BOOTS WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEMS, LET’S RUIN MALIBU, I LOVE THIS PORTABLE ELECTRONIC DEVICE, PLUG IN THE LEMON, GOLD CIRCLE POPULISM, LOOK HOW NUDE THAT GUY IS, THIS IS A NO-FROWNING ZONE, 69 GUNS, MORE CHEESE FRIES FOR AFRICA, AWKWARD BOND THEME, EVER-PRESENT HAT and the glitterous example of music that sound like it was made for a church inside of a discoteque inside of a modern European airport, DOES THIS SLEEVELESS MESH T-SHIRT MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

I cannot wait to get my second copy of this soon. ITS THAT GOOD…bryen!


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April 2, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music

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5 Responses to “No Line On the Horizon”

  1. Sloan - April 2nd, 2009

    I made a tent for my hamster using the booklet from this CD (Compact Disk).

  2. Carrie Young - April 2nd, 2009

    This is another GREAT U2 CD! I cant believe they can still sound so amazing! Love it! Looking forward to the tour — got tix! Chicago, Baby! Woo hoo! :)

  3. nick_d - April 2nd, 2009

    Carrie I am going too, it will be AWESOME. This new album ROCKS. Way to go Bono and the Boys! Well done as usual…

  4. trentrocks71 - April 3rd, 2009

    They are from Ireleand not Scotland,get your fact straight.

  5. Echo & Bunnymen guy - April 5th, 2009

    it’s ok. needs more strings.

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