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Voices - BRYAN EVENING

Voices

Yanni - VoicesBy: Yanni | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“WOW I never would of thought that I could become into this types of mostly shouting music but I have to admit this one made a growth on me.”

Pros: This guy Yanni is providing the world with modern types of music MAGIC that make your imagination act like it is having a great time inside of your head.
Cons: Not only do you get a bunch of songs but they all become a special story once you crammed them all together and made up some writing that helped told the story. Plus you can LISTEN to it which is mainly important.

Lets go ahead and confess a certain situation to each other—me first. Normal when some one says HEY MAN you gotta get in to this great HAVEY rock music CD disc I just discovered…you know what I am talking about…HEAVY rock band like BLOODGASM, TRAINWRECK FACE, FERAL SWAMPCOW and CHARLIE AND THE GROSS-OUTS.

Like I say if someone want to give me a tape or make me listen to a CD disc of this stuff I am like, SORRY I promised some one I would help[ them bake a pizza—gotta go. But now along comes on like a magic carpet or one of those modern horse carts where you stand in the back with sandals and a cape and whip the horse, like old time movies, here comes YANNI—total magic with this guy. And since he decided that it got to be boring making music on TV for a audience of ladys with fancy makeup and husbands sitting next to them looking at what time it was on theyre watch, he was like FORGET IT I think its time to ROCK OUT.

So he decided to go all heavy all the time, first stop on the journey of infinite heavy sounds is this Music CD disc. I never would have thought the guy cold of done what he just have done, with the announcement of maximum heavy sounds in this formerly peaceful type of listening music. But he did it, and lucky for us he was smart enough to of made a CD music disc of the music too. So now we don’t have to even imagine anything, its all just plopped down on top of us like we are the bowl at the Old Country Buffet and then someone gigantic just plopped down about a half a bucket full of stew, PLOP right on us.

Lucky for me that’s the best stew in the world (FREE COMMERCIAL! Jut kidding!) but seriously if you have ever feel like it was time to be plopped on with hot stew than this is the CD disc for YOU. Just listen to this beefy wet plopping noise of song selections with free refills: I PARTIED WITH SANTA, CHEECH AND CHONG’S TIMELESS QUALITY, HELP THE BURNING HOBO, ATTEMPTED MOUSTACHE, NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR NUDITY, THE WORLD TOTALLY NEEDS ANOTHER SPORTS BLOG, SMELLY MAGNIFICENCE, LET’S VOMIT AT WORK and the ageless time piece of a modern classic as timeless as yesterday’s tomorrow, TAKING MY BABY TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON, which is a blues song just meant for clapping along with. Go ahead and purchase this AMAZING cd compact disc song of musics and youll wont believe one second of how heavy this music can get.

You witll be thinking you might need a crane or a wheelbarrow because of the eheavines, but its just a way of saying that the sounds of the music are not light, they are heavy. It weight the same as a normal CD disc, bryan!

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April 9, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, DVD review, Music

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4 Responses to “Voices”

  1. yanniROCKS - April 9th, 2009

    GAYEST MUSIC EVER

  2. Echo & Bunnymen guy - April 12th, 2009

    Dear Brian,

    What’s happened to all of the British guitar rock bands of the 90’s? Please tell the story in a future 5-star review.

    Your friend,

    Johnny “Primal Scream Verve Ride Oasis” Tennyson

  3. SLOAN - April 12th, 2009

    My computer may be broken, but I shall not forsake BE!

  4. Sloan - April 12th, 2009

    I’m going to paint a house!

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