Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“Remember this guy who did a bunch of shouting (name ‘rap’ music because its only talking without singing at all) well he came back with the summer time party reocrd of the YEAR even though it still cold breezes out of doors.”

Pros: This collection of rhyme words will make a headphone explosion if you let it —ITS THAT GOOD
Cons: This collection of rhyme words songs is like having the world most greatest party over and over again.

Listen to this-a lot’s of people think OK THIS RAP music have to be angry—shouting along at the top of youre breath about teasing a rival in a playful manner about how much your going to murder them;;or other times aRAP song will say HEY STOP PRETEND to be such a big shot I AM THE TOP RAPPING STAR and then the next think you know everybody is freaking out with angry sadness and big clomping disco drumb eats and you forget what time it is and you just start yelling along—in other words, pure FUN. Well gues WHAT EMEMEIN have make a CD disc of song with a fun time storie for every one to listen with and totally jam out—he’s like I DON’T CARE if your a MOM and DAD a CHILD a ESTRANGED WIFE a POLICE MAN or whatever—lets al hold hands and stand in a quiet circle and thing about how much FUN America have to offer. Here is the story about this CD disc of song—its about a child call Donny who grew up on a farm at which they grow nothing expect Vidalia Onions, the sweetest kind with the best smell too, unless their rotten and forget about it—bad news all over.

But He got dreaming about life without the farm and about taking off his overall pants and running free in the breezes towards a golden happiness. He was dreaming all the time but his Father was yelling at him CONCENTRATE YOU MESSED UP ANOTHER ONION!! Then Donnie got sad and worried but still had some dreaming to do before lunchtime and got weirded out when he thought a owl was talking to him weirdly, then Donnie was like WHOA, but it was too late—he drove the tractor straight sideways in to the barn, and crashed it up, made the tractor all broken not too mention the barn which was practically crushed up splinters.

The owl laughed and flied away mysteriously SO then he was like MAN time to had better run away, and off he goes into the Big City Down The Road, where he meet nine kinds of strangers who give him the creeps but teach him how to celebrate his personality with shouted out rhymes about The Old School, being friendly, dancing animals, brushing youre teeth all the time, and etc. ITS THAT GOOD! You gotta here it for yourselfs because he have made a Classic Rapping CD disc of song. It have twenty tons of songs practically some of them are: I’D DRINK MUD IF THERE WAS VODKA IN IT, THE HISTORICAL BEARD GROWING CONTEST OF 1899, THAT RINGTONE MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A SISSY, FUNTIME PARTY AT ALPHABET JUNCTION, LET’S THROW SOME ROCKS, I’M ANGRY ABOUT POLITICS, FRESH FROSTING ON A POISON CAKE, BIG GALS WHO WALK FAST, and the funnest but partly sad song also on this music CD compact disc, EAT THE RABBIT ALREADY.

Listen if you are like me than you love having fun times expeically when some one else is having a loud yelling rap song about what fun you are having at the exact same time. Its like a perfect situation—every body wins. Go out and buy this and open it up and have some on show you how to use the compact disc playing thing.

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“It like a four hour bongo explosion surrounded by Frisbee games and good times with friendly types of folks other wise know as hippies.”

Pros: Pour your self a glass or cup of electric lemon ade because these guys have made the whole wide earth getting into Summertime again. ITS THAT GOOD
Cons: Listen you don’t have to be a older type of person with long mountains of grey hair and asking for money to enjoy this jam session – you can also be young and clean and it sounds just as great.

Of course lets say theres NO WAY you could of even have of considered entering the summer time without the jam sessions of the Greatful Dead because theres just NO WAY. They have a refreshing jam session almost hillbilly kind of sound that makes the summer time arrive as welcomed as being thrown politely to the bottom of a pool. It makes sense! These guys were practically around since before even there was summer!

Just kidding with a joke, they have been all over the place while dozens of people in stringy corduroy pants and love beads jackets ran away from home to get groovy with them together. Remember the 1960 generation, everyone had a headband and you could just dance around in the mud and everything was fine. No one would call the police unless it was to put a flower in theyre guns and end the war (it worked!). You know all these guys: Captain Experience, Pigbag Neumann, Bob Junior, Dennis Eckersley, Adolfo Philips, Andy Pafko, Hoyt Margolis, Shadrack Ailment and Joe Gentile. This is quite a lineup assortment of musical giants with ultra famous beards.

So listen they set up there rock instruments and told the guy ROLL THE TAPE and decided to give thi slegendary concert, now able to be listen to thanks to available technology and four hours of free time with a forgiving neighbor. Listen to this quickly prepared grilled cheese sandwich of hits on parade like you wont believe it: ORGANIC PANDA MEAT OMELETE, SLOPPY LADY OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE BOOGIE SHUFFLE THAT NEVER STOPS, COSMIC BANJO MISTAKE, A VAN FULL OF DROPOUTS, SLOW MOTION BLUEGRASS SITUATION, ENGELBERT PUMPERNICKEL, SAN FRANCISCO HANDOUT, NINE FINGERS OF GLORY, DAY JOB OF THE DAMNED and the most excitable classic they ever made brought back to life like it had a giant electric experience attached to it like almost a thunderbolt, THE GUITAR THAT MESSED AROUND IN SPACE.

Listen folks this is a big family reunion plugged in to a tape thing with RECORD pressed down, while everyone experiences the best American jams to freak out about that have ever been made, since the long time ago when the first hippies were invented. Now you can buy this sounds and even listen to it too, WHAT a concert! BryanE

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“WOW I never would of thought that I could become into this types of mostly shouting music but I have to admit this one made a growth on me.”

Pros: This guy Yanni is providing the world with modern types of music MAGIC that make your imagination act like it is having a great time inside of your head.
Cons: Not only do you get a bunch of songs but they all become a special story once you crammed them all together and made up some writing that helped told the story. Plus you can LISTEN to it which is mainly important.

Lets go ahead and confess a certain situation to each other—me first. Normal when some one says HEY MAN you gotta get in to this great HAVEY rock music CD disc I just discovered…you know what I am talking about…HEAVY rock band like BLOODGASM, TRAINWRECK FACE, FERAL SWAMPCOW and CHARLIE AND THE GROSS-OUTS.

Like I say if someone want to give me a tape or make me listen to a CD disc of this stuff I am like, SORRY I promised some one I would help[ them bake a pizza—gotta go. But now along comes on like a magic carpet or one of those modern horse carts where you stand in the back with sandals and a cape and whip the horse, like old time movies, here comes YANNI—total magic with this guy. And since he decided that it got to be boring making music on TV for a audience of ladys with fancy makeup and husbands sitting next to them looking at what time it was on theyre watch, he was like FORGET IT I think its time to ROCK OUT.

So he decided to go all heavy all the time, first stop on the journey of infinite heavy sounds is this Music CD disc. I never would have thought the guy cold of done what he just have done, with the announcement of maximum heavy sounds in this formerly peaceful type of listening music. But he did it, and lucky for us he was smart enough to of made a CD music disc of the music too. So now we don’t have to even imagine anything, its all just plopped down on top of us like we are the bowl at the Old Country Buffet and then someone gigantic just plopped down about a half a bucket full of stew, PLOP right on us.

Lucky for me that’s the best stew in the world (FREE COMMERCIAL! Jut kidding!) but seriously if you have ever feel like it was time to be plopped on with hot stew than this is the CD disc for YOU. Just listen to this beefy wet plopping noise of song selections with free refills: I PARTIED WITH SANTA, CHEECH AND CHONG’S TIMELESS QUALITY, HELP THE BURNING HOBO, ATTEMPTED MOUSTACHE, NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR NUDITY, THE WORLD TOTALLY NEEDS ANOTHER SPORTS BLOG, SMELLY MAGNIFICENCE, LET’S VOMIT AT WORK and the ageless time piece of a modern classic as timeless as yesterday’s tomorrow, TAKING MY BABY TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON, which is a blues song just meant for clapping along with. Go ahead and purchase this AMAZING cd compact disc song of musics and youll wont believe one second of how heavy this music can get.

You witll be thinking you might need a crane or a wheelbarrow because of the eheavines, but its just a way of saying that the sounds of the music are not light, they are heavy. It weight the same as a normal CD disc, bryan!

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“Remember this guy from being spoke’s man for the Pepsi Generation—he wrote the song about drinking soda with a bunch of hippies in robes on a hill top.it was a big SMASH hit, even little kids sang it.”

Pros: It’s true this is one of America songwriters great of ALL TIME.
Cons: Once you hear that scratchy frog voice you know you are listening to the right one, it like recognizing a old friend.

You and I know it and so do probably most everyone, BOB D. have made an AWFULLY lot of songs for years and year and years. He just keeps making them up and telling the guy OKAY START UP the taping machine I GOT Another Good ONE HERE. And BOOM here it comes another classic type of music song featuring a guy who sing like The King Of Sore Throats of all time.

How could you forget all those hits songs from the peace and love time of America, well you cannot. The guy on the radio keep playing them and you are like, OK, still sounds good to me. I thing this is maybe the seventh album CD compact disc he made, and just like the others ones this one is totally good. Sometime you think OK FINE WE GET IT, another lonely cowboy song that sound like it was sprinkled in fresh dust, but then there is another type of song right after the cowboy song that sound like a old time fiddle music song, from when a man would hold his hat in his hand and look downward slightly out of politeness while a fancy lady sniffed at a flower that he just gave her and know that the guy have a crush on her but is too quiet to say anything about it so they sit in a parlor with lemonade while the piano played itself. That type of song.

Then comes a song where you know you like it, and then like it even more after someone explain it to you.And thats only the third song on the CD compact music. Theres like ten more to go, so I hope you are comfortable—better grab a pillow or a warm towel. Just look at this jello-filled water park full of songs: THE RETURN OF LENNY & SQUIGGY, JETPACK BOOGIE, HASSLED BY AUSTRALIANS, PREPARE TO BE TOTALLY ROCKED, THIS SITUATION CALLS FOR BARFING, YOU ARE A GREASY NUISANCE, DOES THIS PONCHO MAKE ME LOOK FAT?, TEA FOR THE ZIMMER MAN, ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY SNOWBALL DISASTER OF 1942, THE UNCLE WHO FARTED ALL THE TIME, IS THIS A ROMANCE OR A LIFETIME MOVIE? and the most exploding hit he have ever made since the song about the boxer starring Ryan Oneal and Barabara Streishand, KNUCKLES THE DOG THAT HELPS PEOPLE.

Listen, this is a long rackety choo choo train full of good times music for people who love that inmistakeable banjo sound from the bean fields of America.—-this is it, all right here inside a music CD compact disc of sound, and it’s like we should all get together and send BOB and well wishing card that say THANKS For the music! ITS THAT good…

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“You will like this record CD disc so much that you will try to chew it up or something…”

Pros: They put in a bunch of great pictures and games and music words to sing along to inside the CD, plus also a word search which is my FAVORITE
Cons: This is like a hot baked recipe for FUN that’s ready in 20 minutes and taste delicious too, even FRESH

Check it out whens the last time you bought a CD disc of music songs that game with a book inside of it that was fill with games, recipes, poems from 7 year old kids (the one about the puppy is SAD but then get’s super funny, make sure to read it all the way through it) plus picture of the band guys (no girls this time, sorry, they are just dudes only in this fun time band—) probably you never bought one this FUN since maybe when you were a actual kid…but forget about that, this CD is a bunch of silly songs to sing and clap and dance and leapfrog and macaroni and cheese around the house with, while also holding a book inside with fun games for quieter times when you’re just sitting there chewing or watching something fun and polite on the television.

Even kids will love it too, because of what I mentioned just like a minute ago FUN. It’s almost got so much Fun inside of it that it’s like almost spilling out all over the place like a puddle. Or like something that got soaked with moisture and the moisture was really FUN in disguise and started glopping all over the place but you didn’t care because it was FUN. Well, here it is then, all that fun I have been mentioning over and over again like I was crazy about the word fun, and couldn’t of think anything other else way to say it.

Just breathe in this mentholated rubbing jelly of songs: YOUR SHIRT BUTTONS ON THE LADY SIDE, LET’S ALL WORSHIP SATAN, I LIKE YOU BUT YOU ARE WAY TOO FAT TO TAKE SERIOUSLY, MY FIST AND YOUR FACE ARE GOING TO THE PROM TOGETHER, GLUE-HUFFING MANIAC, LIGHT THAT TURTLE ON FIRE, OH BY THE WAY THANKS FOR MAKING ME INSANE, CELEBRITY NOSEPICK BLUES, and the great hit that all the kid’s are singing from the open windows of a school bus pointed on a field trip to Happyland, UPON CLOSER INSPECTION YOU HAVE A WEIRD POINTY FACE.

This is what I like to call Top Notch Fun, times one hundred. If you are little, or know someone who is little, young or even short (slower to mature, proven science fact) then put down this record CD in the thing, and let the instant fun times start up like a tickle party at a day care filled up with soda pop. Its THAT GOOD.

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars 

“First it sounds like a bunch of pounding and yelling then all of a sudden it like clicks in you’re mind and it’s like OK I get it, and you want to send them a thank you note and a donation. ITS that GOOD”

Pros: The music CD latest from the best Scotland rock group ever
Cons: You cannot get any more famous then these guys do, even ask a Grandma—she totally even knows who these guys are. It’s like ILLEGAL to not know about U2

First off all the thing starts out just like going RING RING RING RING RING over and over again like a kid who only ate cookies with soda pop has a TON of energy and his parent’s let him pound away on a shiny bell for ten minutes while they just sit and talk on a porch and their like OH OK he’s fine just ringing that bell, let him get it out of his system while we have another grown up drinks with our dear friends from Milwaukee.

So the ringing continues again and again and then the singer steps out to the microphone but he is not singing words or thoughts or talking but just making breathing sounds. Seriously! Just BREATH from his mouth and lungs. Like he climbed up a mountain top pushing a wheelbarrow full of bricks—just no air in his sockets at hall. The guy has LOUD breath! And he want’s us to hear it, so we do—at the same time the ringing sound is just flying out of control. So, for five minutes it’s all RING RING RING BREATHE BREATHE BREATH and your like OK I GET IT.

But then something happens, it’s like guess who’s coming up next, oh wait it’s the drummers turn let the drummer have some. And he sure does have some—even extra. He goes CHUCKA CHUCKA BOOM, CHUCKA CHUCKA BOOM in perfect time with the ringing and breathing, until you cant believe music could ever sound like this, even on a bet, or from a complicated mistake. Don’t forget about the bass guitar player because when he finally make it on the scene, he makes the whole sound one of completedness.

He have trained his bass guitar to make a sound like MMMM MMMM ZIP, MMMM MMMM ZIP (sometimes he switches to DUNG DUNG DUNG when the singer look at him with a mad face), and he does it like a pony that can walk underwater, just smooth and steady with no harmful clippety clop sounds that make you want to itch you’re ears because of all the ringing and the breathing. Just smooth like paint pouring out of a can and all over the floor and it’s too late to remember about the plastic cover thing. Then the whole thing starts going along for a bunch of minutes and you start to realize that its only the starting off song of theyre new CD —- just number ONE song still – and you are like ‘AWESOME NOW there is like a hour of more breathing and ringing’.

You cannot belief at your luck when you found this music Compact sound CD disc of songs, and how lucky are WE that these band have decided to be around for so many years. It’s PURE luck that we are enjoying. Luck of the Scottish. As they say in Scotland , Giddy-up Mr’s OLEARY cow!. Listen to this next number of songs that you probably already love before its too late: BOOTS WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEMS, LET’S RUIN MALIBU, I LOVE THIS PORTABLE ELECTRONIC DEVICE, PLUG IN THE LEMON, GOLD CIRCLE POPULISM, LOOK HOW NUDE THAT GUY IS, THIS IS A NO-FROWNING ZONE, 69 GUNS, MORE CHEESE FRIES FOR AFRICA, AWKWARD BOND THEME, EVER-PRESENT HAT and the glitterous example of music that sound like it was made for a church inside of a discoteque inside of a modern European airport, DOES THIS SLEEVELESS MESH T-SHIRT MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

I cannot wait to get my second copy of this soon. ITS THAT GOOD…bryen!