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BRYAN EVENING - 3/8 - Bryan Evening 5-Star Record Reviews: its THAT good!

Black Ice

By: AC/DC | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

It is basically like these are the guys who invent electricity (Sorry, Ben Franklin or Marcus Edison)

Pros: Theyre best CD disc since ‘Stop Kicking Me In The Tummy Ache’
Cons: A perfect Christamas time gift to give somebody if you forgot to give them one (a gift) this time, because of forgetfulness or other type of mental situation

Well first off all, I hope you had Great Holiday Celebration’s thisseason, no matter how many different ways you had to celebrate it. There’s like five or six different types of holiday’s all getting together at December—maybe we should just make it one type for easiness? Then you could know what type of card to send.What did it take me so long to make review’s I bet you are Read the rest of this post »

January 12, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 1 Comment

Day and Age

By: The Killers | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

Stand back unless you don’t mind getting SOAKED inside a swirlygig of a tropical storm of American party music made by today BEST rock group

Pros: If you can’t join the heat move from the kitchen
Cons: (Why do all partys all the time end up either in the kitchen or by the washing machines? DOES that happen to you too—how come? Why not stand by the punch or the salmon rollups?)

If there was any justince of the world, THE KILLERS would be allowed to be keep KILLING us with these types of great assortments of modern rock music, collected together on one music disc call a CD, filled with amazing songs for singing,dancing, hopping or even shouting back at the guy who does all the singing with the KILLERS.For real, he sounds like he is shouting a problem at you but what he really means to do is say, LISTEN TO MY PROBLEM—then if you have a problem too like mine or different either shout along with mine or make up your own.And you know what? I did it and you did it too. That’s how you make a NUMBER ONE album, folks…Nearly everyone Read the rest of this post »

December 19, 2008 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 1 Comment

Dark Horse

By: Nickelback | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

A great soundtrack of songs from a totally important type of movie

Pros: Listen if you love cowboy styles of movies with a twist then have I got a CD soundtrack for you
Cons: Get ready to enjoy the cowboy boot stomping experience of this romantic comedy

By this era everyone have probably seen “Nickelback Mountain” the cowboy type of movie about the two best friends who meet up to fish and camping trips that helps them get away from the hectic type of city life. Who hasnt felt that way at some type of time, just saying, ENOUGH of this modern workaway world I NEED to get away with a camping (light cooking fires, use fresh Read the rest of this post »

December 16, 2008 • Tags:  • Posted in: 5 Stars!, DVD review, Music • 1 Comment


By: Britney Spears | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

Her m ost greatest album (CD) since “Oops I Farted In Church”

Pros: What do you do when life hands you a bucket of hard times?
Cons: You mix it up in a dance blender and pour it out on the entire nation…then it becomes a PARTY

Firest of all, WELCOME BACK to Britney Spears who made a brave experiment to leave the front pages of the newspapers and magazines to create a series of small babies with her husband Kenny Logghins. They had lot’s of fun running around or driving if they were in a hurry and their children came along for every minute of the fun. We learned theyre names (Brice, John-Glenn, Trig, and Iron Mike) and watchied them grow up before our eyes and all of a sudden she is practically a greandmother. Good for her! Plus her sister did the same thing and now she also have a bunch of babies climbing up all over her like a monkey looking for a good time. The more the merry.And good for US because she have (Britney)now decided HEY TIME TO MAKE A RECORD (CD of song disc) which tell of her experienced in creating these loveable new life Read the rest of this post »

December 15, 2008 • Tags:  • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music, New Release • 1 Comment

808s & Heartbreak

By: Kanye West | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

I cannot wait to see this movie, made about the best 70’s TV policeman show EVER

Pros: Listen it’s about time they make a movie about a TV show, one that was also the BEST
Cons: And then who did they get to make the music? Trick question you already know KAYNE did it

OKAY come on unless youre too young you have MUST remember the great Policeman show from the 70s back when it was legal on TV to peel out the tires of a car with smoke and punch a guy right in the face. Its true, all the cops had moustaches all over the place and they drove hot Rod cars like they were just normal cars for every traffic (going to the store, visiting a bad guy’s hideout, racing to the bank, doing speedy errands). They had police man shows all over the place, which maybe you remember like ROOKIE FIGHT, LOS ANGELES KNIFE BATTLE, SAN FRANCISCO DRAMA CHASE and FAT MAN WITH A GUN. They were all good but the great Read the rest of this post »

December 12, 2008 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 1 Comment

Theater of the Mind

By: Ludacris | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

Finally someone have made a album (CD disc songs) about having imagination, meeting a friendly goblin, losing a best friend, and a safe journey home

Pros: I dont mean to give away the whole story!
Cons: Don’t read that first part if you want to be surprised by the story—but it have a great magic feeling with scariness but it works out at the ending when the guy gets back to his house—plus it was all just a dream anyway!

LUCADRICSS have been making records with a rap style of entertainment since nearly 1986. He invented the style where he tell everybody “Be quiet! Break it down! Get quiet! OK now start yelling your heads off everybody” and the whole place goes nuts. THAT was him, you heard a bunch of Read the rest of this post »

December 11, 2008 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 1 Comment


By: Taylor Swift | Muisc

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

First of all I am sorry I have not write a review in like three days…

Pros: Second of next, Taylor Swift have make a CD (music dissc) that is totally like a first place award trophy you get at soccer camp for just PLAYING not even winnig—listen! EVERYBODY WINS. HERE take a trophy! NEXT kid!
Cons: Talk about FAIRNESS…she have it all; looks, talent, ability, driving license, manners, sing along style of music, delicious hairstyle,

GUESS what pack your ticket bring your suitcase full of clothes, even a sweater if it gets windy, we are going ALL ABOARD a train ride to a unbelieveable place of musical happiness invented by Taylor Swift in this music disc of story telling fables and singing poems about a magical place you may attend if you BELIEVE just like Peter Pan or Mark & Mindy, or even Clark Gable. LISTEN she is only 9 years old but she still Read the rest of this post »

December 10, 2008 • Tags: , • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 2 Comments


By: Pink | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

Guess what she is a full grown up woman now not just a ordinary complaining type of teenager

Pros: It;’s like a Christmas Present wrapped in a birthday cake on a fun Saturday
Cons: Listening to it is like looking at someones neck tattoo—youre mouth hangs open for like five minutes and your going just like WHOA WHAT JUST HAPPENJED? Its THAT GOOD

Move over Mitzi Gaynor and tell Tchaosovslky the news—there’s a incredible new expert of music riding into town and her name is just one word for a name of PINK. Thats right just like the color of the same name, or even the cartoon ANIMAL. Some liquid soaps are this color too or what the heck even cotton candy or the best type of gum. MAN i could porabably name many type of other Pink items but then i would just empty my gasbag not telling you all about this monster holiday of a record by PINK. First off all she started out a long time ago on the children Read the rest of this post »

December 4, 2008 • Tags:  • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 1 Comment

My Love – Ultimate Essential Collection

By: Celine Dion | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

If you love her song from the unidentified Lady Product Commercial, than you will love having like 2 hours of it playing in this compact music Discks ((CDS).

Pros: She is one half bird, one half angel, one half amateur golfer.
Cons: Who knew that Canadians could bring such American Pride back to music.

Have you ever had a bad dream where you are working at a job or an office and everybody keeps bring you work you half to do and they are like being bossy or yelling saying COME ON HURRY UP TIME TO DO THE WORK and you are kind of almost crying beccause you cant finish it and they keep coming back with more stacks of papers and you are tempted to almost freak out about it? Then you wake up and you are like MAN WHAT A BAD DREAM. Well, listen…this is like a bad dream of music like your dream you were just talking about, but BETTER. This time, Read the rest of this post »

December 2, 2008 • Tags:  • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 1 Comment

Take It To The Limit

By: Hinder | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

H”inerd creates a sound that matches completely with their fashion, hairstyles, etc. ITS THAT GOOD.

Pros: When I first heard of these guys I was like FINALLY—MUSIC for my generation.
Cons: Whether you are listening to them or just looking at a picture, its the exacat SAME amount of excellence and musical quality. WELLD ONE Hinder.

Okay look at it this way—Hinder just came on to the musical industry scene and its like all of a sudden everybody is like WHOA Who let the dogs out?HOW did these guys get here?WHATS theyre story?HOW did they get to be so good when only like two weeks ago nobody every heard of them or could not rememeber hearing about them even if they did. AND then, everybody got into a huge agreement—Hinder is a fine assortment of associated music players, everyone inside Read the rest of this post »

December 1, 2008 • Tags:  • Posted in: 5 Stars!, CD review, Music • 1 Comment